JAAM

geizler:

[danny devito voice] charlie

the only good beer is

sickomobb:

water

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

 - Everybody
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starscreamsswayinghips:

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

DAMN. IT.